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Birthday Peace Prize

October 17. Today is my birthday. I am seventy-six.

When I was born in 1949 there were not yet credit cards. For much of my life there were no such things as personal computers or mobile phones or the Internet, yet we somehow managed to communicate with each other. You could travel to thousands of small towns all over America on spacious Greyhound buses for very little money, and I did lots of that.

When I was an aspiring young writer, the only way to make multiple copies of the stories I wrote was to type the story on a piece of typing paper atop a piece of carbon paper atop another piece of paper. If I made a typo, the error could only be effectively corrected by re-typing the entire page again. The quality of the copies was lousy at best. I believe this is why so few people aspired to be writers.

The first photocopy shops opened in the early 1970s, after which a few more people decided to try to be writers. With the advent of personal computers and laser printers in the 1980s, almost everyone who could sort of write decided to try to be a writer. Today we have Artificial Intelligence capable of writing prose that almost no one can distinguish from prose written by really good actual writers.

I have a tradition of asking people on their birthdays if they have any words of wisdom they would like to share. Here is my answer to that question for this year.

Donald Trump, who somehow became President of the United States, not once but twice, really wants to win the Nobel Prize for Peace. I think this is a wonderful goal for him to have. Here are the eight things he needs to do in order to win the prize.

1. Remove all American military personnel from all cities, American and foreign.

2. Cut the defense budget by fifty percent and spend that 700 billion dollars a year to fund universal healthcare from birth to grave and free education from nursery school through graduate school for everyone in America.

3. Build high-speed electric trains connecting all major urban areas to greatly reduce the need for jet travel, which is the largest contributor to global warming.

4. Phase out the use of fossil fuels by creating a solar power system providing more than enough power for everyone and everything in the country.

5. Make producing and selling weapons of any kind illegal.

6. Hire kind, intelligent, well-educated, non-sexist, non-racist people to run the various arms of government.

7. Nominate intelligent non-sexist non-racist people to be our judges.

8. Dedicate the rest of his life to helping the poor and disenfranchised of the world.

If Donald Trump will do these eight things, I’m sure he will win the Nobel Peace Prize, and he’ll probably win more than once.

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Precious Dream from Todd and Marcia’s album So Not Jazz

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Various Colliding

October 5 was my dear friend Rico’s 74th birthday. Rico died five years ago and he’s always in my thoughts more than usual on his birthday. I communicate with Rico’s older brother Steve on the day, and this year Steve sent me a picture of Rico circa 1988 that made me glad somebody invented photography.

My friend JB Reynolds sent me some nasturtiums seeds a few years ago, and now nasturtiums are a year-round part of our garden scene. I no longer have to plant them. They just come up where they want to be, and this year they made a wonderful display on our orchard gate, a display so lovely that several passersby have stopped to have their pictures taken with the nasturtium wall as backdrop.

We have a feral cat in the neighborhood who includes our acres in his/her ranch, which is the technical term for a cat’s domain. I see him/her a few times a year, and recently he/she was sneaking by my office window and I got this picture. He/she is a brilliant hunter and since his/her arrival we no longer have gophers. Bravo cat!

Our friend Bill Fletcher is a fellow gluten-free baker, and after we sampled his delicious homemade tortillas, Marcia got a tortilla press to make tortillas and chapatis. Today we made chapatis combining sweet potato puree, chickpea flour, and Indian spices. Yum.

I’ve been finding the news of the greater world and the machinations of those in charge of our national government extremely upsetting, so much so I am now limiting my intake of outside news to a little bit in the morning, and nothing in the afternoon or evening because all that horror infects my psyche and ruins my sleep, which is easily ruined.

I don’t want to stick my head in the sand, but I don’t want to be a sleep-deprived zombie either.

My sense is that those in charge of our national government do not want there to be another free and fair election. I think Trump sending troops into cities where troops are not needed is a tactic to prepare the nation for his suppressing the next election on the pretext of some fake crisis.

Portland and Chicago and Los Angeles, contrary to what Trump and his minions keep saying, are not war-torn hellholes, though sadly millions of people believe this nonsense because they get their news from right wing propaganda stations.

In happier news, today we harvested the last of our apples and will soon be making apple huckleberry jam by adding our apples to the several quarts of huckleberries we harvested from the bushes on our property.

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Always Love from Todd and Marcia’s album So Not Jazz

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The Young Man From Leipzig

The beach at the mouth of the Mercy River is cloaked in fog as it often is on summer mornings on the far north coast of California, though soon the fog will move offshore and allow the sun to warm the sand.

A little electric car arrives in the empty beach parking lot, and Natalia emerges wearing a puffy down jacket over two shirts, baggy trousers, hiking boots, and a ski cap covering her ears and short auburn hair – her destination a particular place on the sand a half-mile to the north.

She checks the contents of her basket – phone, sunscreen, dark glasses, murder mystery, book of Buddhist aphorisms, apple, muffin, jug of water, beach towel, clipboard with notecards and pen attached, chocolate bar – and is about to sally forth when she hears ravens squawking furiously overhead.

Gazing skyward she sees two ravens in furious pursuit of a small Red-shouldered hawk, the roseate raptor winging away to the north, the ravens circling over the parking lot before returning to the south.

“I wonder what that means,” says Natalia, who believes in omens, though she’s never certain what the omens portend.

Trudging westward along the shore, the air warming quickly in the sudden absence of fog, Natalia longs for her dog Stormy, a gregarious Golden Lab who died seven months ago. Natalia plans to get a pup, another Golden Lab, as soon as she gets back from visiting her parents in Denmark in October, but that won’t be for six months and she’s terribly lonely without a dog.

When she moved to this small town seven years ago, Stormy was four, and his friendliness ignited several lasting friendships for Natalia that otherwise might never have been.

As she nears her favorite sunbathing spot, Natalia’s heart sinks when she sees a young man with a knapsack sitting on the driftwood log where Natalia always sets her basket before unfurling her towel.

“With thousands of places to choose from,” she whispers bitterly, “he would choose this one.”

The young man raises his hand in greeting, and Natalia stiffens in fear. Nevertheless, she makes a slight answering gesture and walks on, hoping he doesn’t follow her.

“Excuse me,” says the young man, getting up from the log, his accent German. “I’m looking for the campground. I was told there is a good campground here. I’m sorry to bother you, but I am lost.”

Realizing the young man is a tourist, Natalia feels less afraid, though still wary of him.

“You go under the bridge,” she says, pointing back the way she came. “Walk through the parking lot and follow the road inland a half-mile to the campground.”

“Oh thank you,” he says, nodding and smiling. “You are Danish. My mother is Danish, my father German. I’m from Leipzig. On holiday. Do you live here or are you on holiday, too?”

“I live here,” she says, walking on. “Enjoy.”

When she’s gone another hundred yards, she looks back and sees the man tiny in the distance heading for the campground.

“Oh good,” she says, sighing with relief and returning to her favorite sunbathing spot.

Lying on her towel in her bikini, deliciously warm in the sun, Natalia falls asleep and dreams she is in the café where she works when the young man from Leipzig comes in wearing a gossamer yellow dress, his lips painted red, a white rose in his hair. A lovely samba begins to play and Natalia and the young man dance together, the music mingling with the sound of waves breaking on the shore.

Natalia wakes with a start fearing the young man has returned, and finding she is alone in the vastness she takes off her bathing suit and lies naked in the sun until she grows hungry.

Between bites of her chocolate bar, she inserts her ear buds, cues up a favorite samba, and thinks about the young man from Leipzig and the ravens chasing the hawk.

Now she smiles out at the shining sea and decides not to wait any longer to get a puppy.

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Samba for Mooli from Todd and Marcia’s album So Not Jazz.